1. Have coffee with a friend. When they aren’t looking steal their keys. Spend the next few hours helping them find their keys.

2. Move your computer to your kitchen or pantry area. Set up a live web feed. Attempt to stack everything in your kitchen or pantry that is considered a food product in a giant pyramid with the labels facing out.
   

3. Rent: Barbwire, Out Cold, and Casablanca. Compare and contrast.

4. Go to hardware store and buy several tubs of premixed drywall and a large putty knife. Apply to all the windows in your house leaving small slits in random places so you can leer morosely at a cruel and unjust world.

5. Sit on your front lawn in a kiddie pool full of beers and ice water. Make idle conversation with everyone that passes by. Try to steer the conversation to you being in the pool so you can mention that the best thing about it is that you don’t have to go in the house to go to the bathroom. Then ask them if they want a beer.

1. Make an ordered list. Post the list on dart board. Make macaroni and cheese. Flick bits of macaroni till one makes a stain or sticks near something on your list.

2. Don’t make the decision at all. Just lie back and let it hit you.

3. Try to create as much confusion and disharmony in your personal and professional life as possible. Then get really drunk. Write down as many ideas regarding your decision as possible. Start crying. Circle the third and fifth ideas and combine them.

4. Solicit advice from everyone you know. Disregard the advice and make the decision you were going to anyway.

5. Put on a hard hat, cut off jeans and mirrored aviator glasses. Go for a walk in a public park. Start dancing. Wait till someone starts dancing with you and ask them for advice on your decision then do whatever they tell you.